Forthewolfx's Stupid Thing.

When I’m bored I make comics.

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:59:23 -0500

When I’m bored I make comics.

Can you put me in your pocket and carry me around?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:34:57 -0500

I didn’t know they made pocket sized buckets.

I guess this is gonna take awhile…. 126 days to be exact....

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:59:21 -0500

I guess this is gonna take awhile…. 126 days to be exact. Damn internet connection.

So, kind Forthewolfx, what sorts of music are you into?

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:20:39 -0500

Right now I am really into the black keys, I have a ticket for their concert in march. I have always been a huge foo fighters fan. I also love the strokes, the Arctic monkeys, the beatles (of course), cage the elephant. Also right now I’m listen to Childish Gambino.

So I was watching South Park, and this commercial came on. Happy...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:57:38 -0500

So I was watching South Park, and this commercial came on. Happy valentines day everyone!

OMG it's forthewolfx! :'DD

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:56:45 -0500

NO WAY!!! WHERE!?!?!?!??!!

Is there any room in this pocket for some spare chang?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:21:11 -0500

Is there any room in this pocket for some spare chang?

One of the most fulfilling reddit moments of my life.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:44:59 -0500

One of the most fulfilling reddit moments of my life.

hey loser. what happened to tumblrs stupid?

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:52:38 -0500

I FORGOT.

Day 3. Now what.

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:18:41 -0500

I told a story. That was cool I guess. But now what? I suppose I could talk about my day. But that would be awful. What right minded person would want to hear about how I popped bubble rap and watched tv and ate. I have the life of an obese cat. So guys, tell me what I should do/talk about. I have less direction than a blind man in a labyrinth.

You's a hoe

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:38:39 -0500

You better believe it.

Hey - I know I just sent you one of these yesterday, but I just read your latest post where you narrated the most beautiful tale (sorry, couldn't help it). You said you were at a CF walk. Did you mean a Cystic Fibrosis walk? I have a mild case of CF.

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:36:52 -0500

Yup! It was a Cystic Fibrosis walk. I go every year!

Your background, when stared at without focusing, kind of looks like a fly's eyes.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:00:18 -0500

Is this a bad thing?

Your background perfectly encapsulates how I felt upon discovering you had a tumblr. You have the voice of a thousand angels singing high above the clouds and the soft touch of a golden retriever's silken coat. Your breath is sweeter than a field of lilac - that was a little too far, wasn't it? Anyways, you're awesome.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:15:52 -0500

False. Black bear.

Day 2. Sit around the Fireplace for a boring story.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:09:47 -0500

I survived. Im surprised I still have this thing up, I honestly didn’t think it would make it a day. So I don’t really know what to say now. So I will just tell you a story about how I got on local TV.

I was at a CF walkathon for my cousin. Me and my fellow cousins brought our scooters for the actual walk. We were fairly young and walking that whole thing was way to much work, so instead we would weave through all the people, gracefully running over peoples feet. So as the only ones with scooters, naturally we started a gang. We cruised around in a V formation, jumped over twigs, normal gang stuff. We had found monkey hats from a radio station stand, and of course, wore them on our head as we flew though the groups of people. Then we spotted a camera man from our regions tv channel. It was a fairly big region, News 12 for fellow long islanders. So they were covering the event live, so naturally, we thought it would be a cool idea to ride our scooters in the back of it, giving out scooter gang some recognition. So we go across, my cousins infront of me doing jumps and stuff. As the youngest I’m last. I go behind the interview, and try to jump over a twig (its a very small twig). I fall. And my cousins ditch me. So I just fell in the background of a live interview, close to tears. So naturally what do I do? Try to crawl out. Not even using my knees. Like pulling my body with my hands. I dont know if anyone has noticed me, my parents havent. So I’m now crying, and trying to pull myself with the determination of a olympic athlete. The worst part of the story is that we didn’t record it. Thats AFV material. And that is the story about how I got on TV.

I admire all of your work and you are a credit to modern society. sign my eye-lids.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:39:47 -0500

Stop blinking.

Sup bitch.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:18:43 -0500

Lets keep this tumblr PG, Shall we??

hi forthewolfx will you sign my boobs

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:59:51 -0500

*Rips pen out of pocket*

Welcome Stalkers and People who accidentally stumbled across this.

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:49:07 -0500

I don’t know what the hell this is, nor how to work it. The only other tumblrs I know are Texts From Bennet, and the Community Gifs. This was a result of boredom and the need to type something long. I don’t know why anyone would want to follow me. Its just like twitter, except you have to deal with them ranting about problems for more than 180 characters. I have no clue what to post. Or what to say. I will probably end up abandoning soon enough, just warning. Ok now I’m sure nobody has read this far in. Going back to reddit, or reality is probably a better choice than continuing down this paragraph. People who are still reading, Wow you are dedicated. I love you. So yeah. I think thats it. Uhh… Thanks?

Forthewolfx.